Your goal is to use cards to deal damage to beat enemies. Click to play cads and load them into phrases, after battle buy cards and phrases to change your deck and journal!

Step into the role of a quick-witted bard in a roguelite deckbuilder where words are your weapon! Travel from tavern to tavern, crafting sharp insults using your personalized deck of nouns, verbs, and phrases. Win over audiences to earn gold, upgrade your journal, and unlock new cards. Each duel is a test of creativity, strategy, and humor as you strive to become the most legendary wordsmith in the kingdom. Wit isn’t just might—it’s everything!